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When one gets caught out in a rainstorm and ends up drenched—often due to a foolish action, such as being drunk or high.
Steve: What’s he doing?
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*
What you call your fat rolls when you’re delusional about how fat you are.
Bullshit mutherfucker that’s not fat and I’m not sucking it in. It’s just my natural creases.
ITS TIME TO KISS YOUR HOMIES FR
"HELLO GIVE ME A BIG OL SMOOCH, ITS NATURAL KISS YOUR 'FRIENDS' DAY TUESDAY!
When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm
I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside
Beef between 2 people that needs no explanation.
Tyrone broke up with latisha but now latisha dates la’quan. Tyrone and la’quan now have natural beef
another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating
I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.
Getting a cum shot to the eyes and leaving it there long enough to crust
My boyfriends load hit me in the eye this morning giving me that natural eyeliner