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a killer plant (Mikania micrantha) that is destructive to other plants. Native to Central and South America, the plant grows three inches a day and can climb on any type of plant, forming a canopy overhead. This would block sunlight and stifle the photosynthesis process of the plant, thus ultimately killing it. As the plant spreads rapidly, it is appropriately called a mile-a-minute vine.
A large number of mile-a-minute vines have invaded the park.
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Masturbating on an airplane.
On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.
Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
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when you wank your load into a plane toilet and quickly flush it in the hope that it will freeze into a spear of jiz and spike an unsuspecting naked sunbather, thus impregnating your seed
captain: would passengers please take their seats, including those tossing off a mile high slush puppy in the bog
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The Mile-High Club Royale is a super-elite club for guys who have participated in a four-man spit-roast deluxe-ing in the restroom of an airplane flying at least a mile high.
Coming back to the Academy from San Francisco, Matt and I became members of the Mile-High Club Royale!
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The mile-high club platinum is a super-elite club for guys who give and get a blowjob in an airplane restroom flying at least a mile high.
Matt and I flew to San Francisco, and initiated one another into the mile-high club platinum!
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A rock/metal band from searcy, arkansas. The original members include lead singer Luke Smith, guitarist James Roberson and drummer the Ryan Davidson. Eventually the band added Clay Hoffmann on bass guitar and second guitarist Josh Dixon. James Roberson abruptly left the band in late 2009 and the band is currently a four piece.
The band independently released one cd, A Million Miles From Home in 2008. The band has since been working on a professionally recorded yet to be titled EP with producer Robert Venable in Nashville, TN.
3 miles from providence rocks!
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A club containing individuals who have made 5,280 posts in an online forum.
Bob just joined The Big Lebowski forum's mile high club
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