when an individual takes a dab of wax, holds it in, then takes 3 shots, and a bite of an edible then breathes it out.
Jacob: “Hey Lily are you ready to watch John do a california steamer ??”
John: “It’s gonna be wild”
Lily: “Hell yeah I’m ready”
When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.
Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.
Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.
A "California Sidewinder" is when you punch a man in the stomach, and while they are lurched over, you grab their testicles, pull down very hard, and squeeze tightly, with intent to maim or kill.
Last night I got into a bar fight, dude thought he had me but once I whipped out the California Sidewinder, he was limping away like a broken man.
Living together and doing all acts like a married couple without having been actually married also the man still gets to sleep with other people
Its okay I'm only California married , we can still have fun.
When one tips or is tipped with marijuana
“I worked late shift last night but someone in the drive through gave me a California Tip!”
“Let’s spark it!!
Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.
Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.
Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"
Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."
Any activity that deprives the brain of oxygen has the potential to cause moderate to severe brain cell death leading to permanent loss of neurological function ranging from difficulty in concentration or loss of short term memory capacity through severe, lifelong mental disability to death.
California blackout: Bend over with hands on knees and take ten deep breaths. Stand up and hold your breath after the tenth breath and have someone place their palms on either side of your wind pipe pressing gently constricting the arteries to your brain causing one to passout.