Can't Fix Loser

When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.

Also is applicable to describe a company.

Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.

BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.

Yurk: Ya but unc...

BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.

You can't block this

You can't avoid it
it will catch you

you can't block it

Sara says: Stop following me
It: You can't block this

It Can't Get Any Worse.

What everyone is saying to themselves in 2020, until it inevitability gets worse.

Person: "So, foreign conflicts, wild fires, Covid 19, protests, It can't get any worse."
Time traveler: "Oh, don't worry, Covid 19 will be the least of our worries in a few months, by the way to do you have a Geiger counter on you? That will become useful soon."

REAL SMART CAN'T

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

you can't handle that type of pressure

Not being able to handle a particular situation due to it being to much for the person.

Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.

Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.

Wrath of Can't

The anger expressed by someone who is bad at something they think they should be good at.

Guy1: "Why does he always get angry at everyone else whenever he tries to park the car straight and fails? He's the one getting it wrong."

Guy2: "Ignore him, he's just got The Wrath of Can't."