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Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.
Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!
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The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.
Walking on the wet carpet
Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!
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When you get a neck injury from too much pussy licking
She is suffering from carpet tunnel syndrome.
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getting really high with someone and then releasing inhibitions and fully allowing that person to control your trip. e.g. show someone the world as you see it and through their eyes
Sunny got really baked so Leslie took her on a magic carpet ride.
Jenny and Jacob were so high that Jacob was able to take her on a magic carpet ride through his mind.
You can emulate this on a very rudimentary level by watching screen savers and having someone free associate aloud what they see for the other, thus shaping what the other person will see.
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(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.
Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.
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The act of studying all night in college using adderall, not sleeping that following day and going out to drink later on that night. You're physically exhausted but your mind is entirely active. Party that night and experience the magic carpet ride.
"Finals were crazy but at least I got a magic carpet ride out of it"
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1) Alternative to saying "laid"
2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse.
Jason: You need to "get like a carpet"
Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell!
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