Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evan Carrot

Carrot boy is dankiest person

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state

Carrot Juicer

When you commit to being vegan and insert a carrot into your juice loosener.

Jess and Lisa love carrots and practice safety while operating the carrot juicer.

harut the carrot

if you resd harut the carrot like (hairuht the cairuht it sounds funny

“harut the carrot went to the store”

gravel carrot

A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.

Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.

carrot licker

basically same thing as a dick eater just sounds a lot cooler lol. carrot lickers r always cool tho.

my bud mason gauthier likes carrots therefore he is a carrot licker ... 🥕 👅

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nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit

I bet he pulled a nigga carrot