Vertically Challenged

1. Someone who is always horizontal

2. A person who lays around on the couch all day watching television and Netflix.

3. An able person who only moves when absolutely necessary eg to use the bathroom.

"My neighbours son, he is vertically challenged, he does nothing all day but lay on that lounge whilst his mother runs around doing everything"

"Get off the couch and clean your room you lazy prick. What are you? Vertically Challenged or something?"

lazy pricktelevision TV Netflix challenged sloth oaf slacker

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gravitationally challenged

When a woman's breasts hang abmormally low on her body

Her tits sure hang low. That girl is gravitationally challenged

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Cinnamon Challenge

While you're having sex with a woman and you cover both your genetalias in cinnamon and you get into a 69 position. You give eachother oral sex and the first one to cough up the cinnamon looses the cinnamon challenge.

Guy 1: Dude there's alot of cinnamon on your bedroom floor.

Guy 2: Ya, me and that hooker tried the cinnamon challenge.

Guy 1: Wow, what a filthy bitch.

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facially challenged

Brute ugly, minger, gimp like munter

'He's so facially challenged he must be a Celtic Supporter.'

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Aesthetically Challenged

Unable to appreciate art, beauty and sensualism.

There is no point in taking mom to the museum, she's aesthetically challenged.

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brain challenged

some total idiot you cannot figure out how their brain
generates even enough electricity for them to walk.

ex. - boy oh boy that george w. bush sure is brain challenged.

(must be spoken with a texas accent)

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colour challenged

The politically correct term in which to state a black person/dark persons skin colour

A colour challenged person stole my FJ holden last night, i got it back but it was missing all of its fuel, probably removed for siphoning and sniffing pleasures that they commonly enagage in and enjoy, in victoria square................rat bastards

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