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When you and your girlfriend end up banging in the car so fucking hard that the condom breaks, getting her pregnant.
Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: We did a Dirty Charlie.
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When one takes a shit in a sock and proceeds to beat someone in the face with it.
Boyfriend: Oh, Happy Birthday Sweetheart
Girlfriend: Oh, you bought me a sock? Why does it smell funny?
Boyfriend: POW!! Right in the kisser.
(surprise charlie or the bitches at urban dictionary wouldnt let us post this)
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That one girl on tik tok that has like 99-something followers idk
Charli D’amelio is very ungrateful and has no reason to be famous.
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1) The action of spazzing out on any drug, specifically Ritalin.
2) Playing piano with extreme soul while on Ritalin while wearing tighty whiteys and sunglasses and black converse.
Dude, how much Ritalin did you take? You're like, totes Charlie Bartletting!
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The belief that one is a rock star or God-like creature when in fact the individual is a burned out junkie addicted to strippers and cocaine.
Have you seen Christina Aguilera lately, she is Charlie Sheen'n like a mother f#cker.
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Charlie girls are the best, funny cool and athletic. Often their names are mistaken for Charlotte or Charlene but they don't care! Charlie's are SUPER dirty minded and is great at slut drops. They are also fall to the ground not breathing funny. But that's not all, they are also super athletic and both afraid to beat a bitch down. And they have great bods!
Carter: Omg! Who's that girl destroying everyone on the track?
Jack: That's Charlie!
Carter: Did you say Charlotte?
Jack: No I said Charlie. As in Charlie girl
Carter: Hmu with her socials
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Charlie the Dog is the most loving good girl in all of the galaxy. When she purs it lights up your life. You always know you can rely on charlie the dog when you get home from a long day at school or work. Charlie may be a little bit timid around new people but will always warm up to them after they hang out with her and her very loving dog mom abbey.
Hot dawg, look its Charlie The Dog! She is the best doggo out there, much wow