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Government cheese was the most flavorful fantastic cheese ever made. It was the one thing poor kids had over rich ones. It was usually delivered to your door(if you had a home) in a large block, by the state. Government cheese got me through my childhood. Thank you Dad, for being such a loser.
"Dude, you know where I can get some government cheese?"
When in high school, we used government cheese in home ec class.
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The standard shocker with the use of thumb and or tounge to stimulate the clitoris at the same time.
" I gave that ho the shocker w/cheese,needless to say she came 13 times..."
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(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.
Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.
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A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.
Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.
T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.
M: But I didn't do anything
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A common phrase used by the Daedric Lord Shegorah in the popular video game TES IV: Oblivion
YOU: "Hello Shegorah! What's up?"
HIM: "cheese for everyone!"
YOU: "...ok then"
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This is when one plays golf and hits it so bad it causes a slice that sends there ball into the never ending forest to the right.
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Ben - Now that was a bad shot
Paul- That my friend was a slice of cheese
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Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.
Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?