Kevin: Wow, Gareth has quite the chip baby due.
Rach: Yes, though I think yours is further along.
The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.
Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"
Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"
Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"
When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit
Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!
A fish and chip shop. Taken from the English Language Variant - Barnsley
Man 1: We off to Chip Hoyl?
Man 2: Yes my friend, i beleive my fat content is dropping below 99.9%!
Man 1: Oh dear
Fatty Hips, usually when the person has eaten too many fatty chips!
Person 1: 'She has Chip Hips!'
Person 2: 'She has been eating too many fatty chips'
Person 1: 'Too right, she needs to join a gym'
sex.
(reference to chips and salsa)
I'm going to have chips & salsa.