clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm

person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm

Golf Clap

A sarcastic "good for you but we dont give a fuck" clap.

I came in first place!

*golf clap*

slap and clap

Donkey Kong's forward-smash in Super Smash Bros.

I slap and clapped that Sheik into oblivion.

Slap and clap

When you have sex to music

Last night we slapped and clapped

I gave her the slap and clap

pootie clap

A queef.

bro sharon pootie claps way to much its gross.

clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.

Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.

internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.

"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."