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Harry Potter's number one fan.
"Hiya, Harry! I'm Colin Creevey. I'm in Gryffindor too."
A man with no cock except for the one in his mouth . A personality that even Jeffrey Dahmer would be ashamed of . his face looks like a rabbit ass cheeks . plus he's gay
I'm glad I'm not (Colin langan)
Also known as “Cholin the cair”. He is an animate chair named Colin. He walks and it talks. He is the president of a country named Chorlin. It enjoys being sat on.
I'm not Colin the chair, but I want to be like him.
Last night I smacked my Colin Norred.
The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
This is me shipping me and an idiot
"Hey did you see Lunar and Colin today?"
"Yeah Lunar x Colin is my fav ship"
The act of dropping trouser, and displaying your glorious butthole to the sun and taking in its nutrients. Typically performed in the downward dog position, however many variants exist in order to get the correct angle.
I spent the morning Colin gazing on my patio. I feel rejuvenated and ready to face day.
I walked in on her Dad colon gazing in the backyard. I don’t think I can go back there.