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college books

A bundle stack of papers that cost $100 each page that you will only need to bring to class once a month.

Friend: "hey,I got my college books,when will you get yours? "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "

by dawnmusic July 1, 2015


Fremantle college

A school that is known for being shit but isn’t actually the school is amazing so are the staff but those same group of twenty little shits want to fuck it’s Reputation

Freo (Fremantle college) is shit

It’s not the kids are

by Secrets/mystery/no name September 21, 2019


Greensborough college

A school I went to that was so unbelievably cramped and noisy where nobody had basic respect, and just like greensborough primary, ignore bullying and misbehaving.

Student 1: I hate Greensborough college.
Student 2: Yep.

by Lilua January 12, 2022


Emmanuel College

worst school ever, mr dujic is the only good part and he made us famous thanks bae

Lucy: “bro i go to emmanuel college
Daysha: “goodluck not dying”

by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022


northbrook college

The collection point for the worst Worthing has to offer, home to many world renown qualifications such as Level 1 Bricklaying and Level 1 hair and beauty.

Commonly referred to as a zoo - This is in fact incorrect, Zoo's have some sort of intelligent life in them.

'You see those chavs over there?'
'Yeah?'
'I bet you they do a level 1 BTEC at northbrook college'

by upanddownbutnotsideways March 20, 2018


Wheaton College

A very selective liberal arts & science college outside of Boston, Massachusetts. Well known for its close student-professor research, small classes and great athletics.

Unique from other liberal arts schools of its quality, Wheaton has fewer required courses and more multi-discipline options. Wheaton has a beautiful ivy-clad campus and is highly regarded for producing many national scholars each year (they've won three Rhodes scholarships in the last five years).

It is a great place to be educated, make life-long friendships and learn how to make an impact in the world.

My four years at Wheaton College were the best of my life.

by Alumnae/i May 12, 2006

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Messiah College

The only fun thing to do in this town of less than 3,000 people ( 2,900 of which attend messiah) is leave it. If you're looking for cultural diversity look elsewhere - the only two black people that attend this school are on the front page of our admissions pamphlet. At this small central PA school... athletics dominate the social atmosphere. If you're not an athlete or an athletic supporter, you're a nobody. If you slack on church attendance there's no doubt that you will one day find yourself at the cafateria on a sunday morning in your pajamas taking the lottie walk of shame.If you're looking to get married before you're legally able to drink, you've found the right college for you. Between the wide selection of good looking people and the engaged couples counseling emails recieved by the entire campus weekly, you're bound to have a ring by spring. If you're looking to party.. you're in luck, there's a anonymous partying crew somewhere on campus consisting of the same 20 people. Despite these shortcomings, the campus is gorgeous and so are a lot of the people.

"you're on the soccer team and you're on the worship team?lets just get married-right now- hurry, before i graduate from Messiah College!"

by jaycat February 10, 2006

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