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What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.
"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"
"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"
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To suddenly interrupt a cell phone convo by saying "COP HOLD"
If you are talking on a cell phone while driving, in an area where it is illegal, you have to quickly lower your phone out of sight if the police drive by.
Girl on phone: "So this creepy guy was, like, staring at my COP HOLD (pause)
BFF she's taking to: (understands the sudden interruption)
Girl on phone: "OK he's gone. So anyway..."
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Police officers with poor morale, equipment, + training -who are not united as a team + have their own agenda - are scared, weak, + contain powers that are ambiguous.
Bubblegum cops: swear to uphold the law, enforce it, + they don't + get away with it.
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A wiki sysop who alters or deletes words and their definitions and blocks access of the contributors who post them. (See Thought Police.)
That web site is operated by the head cops. My mother would make a good head cop. This site is run by a head cop. My brother is a head cop.
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A mall cop that also coaches youth sports, especially their kids' soccer team. The most famous Cop Coach is Ralph Drabble who helps referee his son, Patrick's, soccer games. Cop Coaches are often criticized by their bad calls. But in the end a Cop Coach can be a sweet man. So next time you want a great game but you don't want to encroach, make friends with the ref, he just might be a Cop Coach!
Ralph: Great game, huh? Those boys were killing me. I was one worn out Cop Coach!
Liv: Cop Coach? What is that? Is that a cop that also coaches soccer?
Ralph: Sure, I coach my son, Patrick's, soccer team, The Varmits. He loves it! I never make bad calls on him.
Patrick: Yeah, Miss Liv, he's right. He never does make bad calls on me. He's one great coach!
Liv: Well, do you want me to help coach you, too? Me and my husband Ben could help.
Patrick: Yes, I don't need just a Cop Coach.
Liv: You are so sweet! See you at the next soccer game. Me and Grandpa Ben will be there with sweats on.
Patrick: Sweet! Cop Coaches rock!
Ralph: (blowing the coach whistle) You'd better move it, boy. You're gonna get glared!
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While driving, the act of braking suddenly in the presence of a law officer.
(Adj.) Dude I was driving down the freeway, this guy got cop whipped and slowed down to 60. I came really close to hitting his dumbass.
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The chick at the gym with the best ass.
Bro, did you see that chick in the tight black pants? Yeah dude, that's top cop.
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