Corn Nuts

when a straight OR gay male, places his erectoral function into another female OR male's anus and bobs up and down as if he were an oompa loompa cuz "I don't like the look of it". Or just plainly.... sticking your nuts into a corn-hole.

Straight Version:
Brandon:Dude I totally banged this chick all night long!
Luke: Oh yeah! What did you do to her?
Brandon: I totally Corn Nutted her!
Gay Version:
Marky: Guess what I did to you last night?!?
Cory: Oh my god! What?
Marky: I gave you my Corn Nuts!
Cory: Eeewie!

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corn race

Favorite Native American pastime, perfected and propagated by the Wampanoags, in which contestants endeavor to the be the first to poop out kernels of a meal of corn begun at an agreed upon hour. Serious matches involve the careful auditing, often by independent counsel, of each contestant's meals in the days preceding the main event, such that no contestant enters the competition having recently eaten corn.

Despite his prowess in corn races throughout the early 17th Century, Squanto has continually failed to win admission to National Corn Racing Hall of Fame, headquarted in Plymouth, MA.

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eating corn

oral sex from a man onto a woman

When I ate her corn she discharged.

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corn salad

this is a variation of eating someone's ass, or in other words tossing salad. the difference is that the receiver recently ate some corn which did not get broken down during digestion and lands on your tongue during the aforementioned rim job. you can either be grossed out, or enjoy a surprise tasty treat.

I'm having corn on the cob for breakfast so your mom can have some corn salad tonight!

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corn hole

n.- The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which bits of corn are eliminated from the body.

aka: bung-hole

"To soothe my 'corn hole' after taking painful shits, I use Preparation H!"

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corn sleeve

The act of taking the batter off of a corn dog and inserting your penis in snugly. Then proceeding to jerk or have sex with it on. Just like a condom

Peter went to the fair and made a corn sleeve out of the corndog he bought and went to the restroom. He has no friends

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Corn hoe

Corn hoe :A farmers daughter that really likes dick

A farmers daughter really likes dick or she’s a corn hoe

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