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When a man gets the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.
I don't know which is worse, getting a Covid shot and dying or getting a Covid shot and getting Covid Dick? Essentially you are dead either way.
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When a man takes the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.
I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.
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The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
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A large grassy area where friends congregated (at a socially acceptable distance) for a beer and a chat during the lockdown of summer 2020
Coming down the Covid lounge to get pissed
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The act of returning home to retrieve an accidently-forgotten COVID-19 mask.
"You're back from the store awfully fast!"
"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."
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The warped perception of time during the COVID lockdowns.
One week is one month in covid time.
It's been almost one year already? Time flies in covid time.
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Adjective describing someone who is very worried about contracting COVID-19 and takes extra/over-the-top precautions.
Wow, she's so COVID-y
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