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Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 11, 2019


Crack spat

An unpredictable & overly aggressive comment generally made by someone who appears to be on crack cocain.

Did you see that guy having a massive crack spat?

by StottRod November 4, 2018


Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.

He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.

by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018


crack-headed

stupid or dumb. One that acts like a crack-headed little bitch.

Look at that crack-headed motherfucker!?! He's sucking that guys dick in the middle of the street!

by pass the pipe July 25, 2003

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Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).

I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.

by TheHonestFactor.com March 30, 2010

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crack cave

A place one goes to crack their joints, so they do not gross out those around them.

Wow, Patty has been in the crack cave for such a long time, she must have a lot of joints to crack.

"Patty, stop cracking your hips in public"
"Soorry fools, To the crack cave!"



by chicaaaaaaago February 16, 2009

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crack on daft

Something said by somebody who pretends not to know. This cames from one of many shrewsburyisms.

Rob: Yeah i know I how it works, i dont need the extra training!

Jo: Yeah I know but crack on daft you get paid for the training.

by Robert Leigh Adams December 1, 2006

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