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crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

by Steinthefool October 28, 2013


Crystal pickle

When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.

My wife got me a crystal pickle for my birthday I had a bones for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 18, 2023


Crystal pickle

When you get your sexual partner to blow meth down your dick hole and have a hard on for 3 days.

My hoe gave me a crystal pickle and I hard a boner for 3 days.

by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023


Crystal skull

Pronoun used to describe a meth-head

That crystal skull stole all the copper wire from the house

by Rustybongwater January 29, 2023


crystal m&ms

meth

hey did you get the crystal m&ms form that guy

by that really stupid guy September 5, 2020


Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 4, 2023


Crystal's Luke

Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.

Yo Ava, who is he?

Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.

by avadabest1 November 26, 2021