Want to die? Me too!
This game will make you want to die even more!
Geometry Dash is a game where you become a cube and go through levels each one becoming more difficult the more you progress, so basiclly you delete the game after the first 7 levels.
1: Jimmy rage quitted yesterday while playing geomtry dash
2: That guy on youtube who is playing geometry dash probably has too much time on his hands
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geometry dash be gofy ah
stupid game that i wasted 7 dollars on (ios and steam including taxes) and i cant get past the first fucking level FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFFKCICJCJCKFIFIIFISIAWI
Geometry Dash is a game about cubes jumping, inspired by the impossible game. It is a way to show that you are a virgin and have nothing to do, and will be forced to sit in a chair every single fucking day and record SHIT videos and become BANKRUPT
Some random 14 yearold: im gamer cool man
Me: you waste money on geometry dash
A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.
"Have you played Geometry Dash?" Peter said.
"No." Lois said.
family guy fall plays
cue outro music
Delivering h sick around town ro women who requested you
These women keep calling me to come thru, guess I'll be dick dashing this week
When a guy has sex with a girl and then leaves without further ado.
Basically a play on words from Dine and Dash.
โNo, she is not my girlfriend, I just did a Dick and Dash, you know, like when you eat and then split without paying.โ
When you get a hot girl and you wanna bang. So you get to know her for about 30 minutes and then you fuck, and gtfo of there.
"You wanna Smash & Dash?"