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Your sexuality depends on your mood. It's constantly changing and can quickly happen.
Day 1
Loren: I'm asexual. I don't want anyone.
Day 2
Loren: I feel like fucking.
Day 3
Loren: I'm aromantic. Fuck off.
Day 4
Loren: I'm so horny! I think I have Bi-Polar Sexuality Disorder
Day 5
Loren: Nah, I'm straight.
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When one witnesses, or experiences, something both sexual, and disturbing, forever altering, and warping their mind. Usually involves a recurring thought, feeling, or image, of the traumatic sexual event.
1) Dude, I was flipping through the channels in the video booth at the adult bookstore, and saw this video I would never want to see. Now I keep remembering it and never want to go to the bookstore ever again. I think I have post-traumatic sex disorder now.
2) Dude, I was banging my girlfriend on her period, and got blood everywhere. Now whenever I see blood I get a hard-on. I have a bad case of post-traumatic sex disorder
3) Dude, I hacked my professors e-mail, and now I know he's a kinky, depraved homosexual, that has sex with students. I had to withdraw from his class because my post-traumatic sex disorder was keeping me from focusing.
4) Dude, my girlfriend barfed all over me when she gagged on my wang during a blow-job. It was horrible, the smell, her puke got in my mouth. My post-traumatic sex disorder is so bad I can't get hard anymore when I get head.
5) Dude, I walked in on my parents having sex. I now have post-traumatic sex disorder so bad I decided to get on methadone to kill my libido.
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People who want to be really popular and are obsessed with it. Read vogue 24/7, try to hard and stuff.
girl: (talking to friend) i love your hair
wannabee: I modeled it off yours(butting in)
girl: (whispering to friend) wow, she is a obsessive popularity disorder wannabees
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When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all
I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.
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when a certain seasonal has dragged on too long and you become sluggish and you lose motivation to do anything.
man, winter is WAY too long. i don't feel like doing anything...even masturbating. it's quite sad that i have S.A.D.
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A condition hipsters invented to explain why they are grumpy
Hey man, cool tribal tattoo. How come Joe didn't ride his fixed gear bike into to the coffee shop today? He must be really suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder.
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Adjective - (TSD) When a person is only attracted to thugs that look like they just got out of prison. The reason the people end up in these relationships is because they suffer from a form of Psychosis that convinces the individual affected that they need a thug in their life, because bustas ain't lovin them right. Untreated TSD will eventually evolve into PTSD.
Damn Sheila dating John again? She suffering from that (TSD) Tupac Syndrome Disorder. Hope she don't end up with PTSD.
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