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A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle
Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!
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someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
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A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.
Myspace Douche, Facebook Douche, Twitter Douche, MaterialBITCH
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1) When on is afflicted by the return of a douchebag thought gone for good.
2) Reduction in the total number of douchebags.
1) The speedfreak who used to hang out by the 7-11 got out of jail and has re-douched the community.
2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.
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one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag
dude, you're such a douche mongrel.
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Douche-a-rang. - dush'-uh-rang (noun): any person, place, thing, or idea that has lost it's usefulness, but no matter how many attempts are made to dispose of the worthless piece of shit, it always finds its way back to you and usually hits you in the asshole..
During the 100 plus times Obama gave that same damned national health care sales pitch speech, and was resoundingly rejected,he refused to stop throwing that douche-a-rang around...Now it is about to hit our collective asshole.
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Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.
James:Hey Alex, how have you been?
Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!
James:You are such a douche pilot.
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