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This is the point where you are so tired you talk out of your head and every thing is funny. Just like being drunk except for underage kids
OMG! you were so sleep drunk last night, i swear you told me you kicked you cat and you laughed
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someone who kisses(makes out with etc) members of the same sex when drunk. usually occurs between college-aged females.
Edward Cullen: sorry for always trying to hook up with you at parties. I'm not gay, I swear. you're just really hot when I'm drunk
Jacob Black: it's okay. you're just a gay drunk
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The stereotypical traits of certain people when they're drunk.
Exhibit A: Weepy, Hysterical Drunk.
Exhibit B: The Angry, Pissed Off Drunk.
Exhibit C: Girl Who Turns Into A Stripper Drunk
Exhibit D: Happy, Giggly Drunk
Exhibit E: Needy, Clingy Drunk
Ryan: Michelle, considering this is your first time being drunk, I'll walk you through the types of drunk.
Michelle: Ok.
Ryan: First example-the weepy/hysterical drunk. A fine example would be ellie crying to ted over there.
Michelle: Oh.
Ryan: Second example- the angry/pissed off drunk. Another example would be sarah screaming at ben by the front door.
Michelle: Woah.
Ryan: Third example- the girl who becomes a stripper drunk. Here's an example of Miranda taking off her clothes in front of Jake.
Michelle: Wow.
Ryan: Fourth example- the happy/giggly drunk. A fine example is Morgan and Madalyn laughing as if there's no tomorrow.
Michelle: Incredible.
Ryan: Fifth example- the needy/clingy drunk. a great example would be you clinging to my shoulder tonight.
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Drunker than drunk; where unfunny is funny, unsexy is sexy, and the most excited of us pass the fuck out.
Man, I had to deal with some CRAZY customers this week -- I need to get Pidgey-Drunk tonight.
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A human-made depression formed in an area of snow as a result of intoxication. Similar to snow angel.
Kari: As I was walking home from The Dive, I noticed a few snow drunks along the bike path.
Chris: A sure sign of winter in Alaska!
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An incredibly annoying person who keeps talking and won't shut up.
Dave was being a drunk bastard today.
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