eat bread

to perform oral sex on a girl that has a yeast infection

Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I didn't know she had a yeast infection, so I ended up having to eat bread.

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Eat the Bean

when a girl/guy sucks on another chicks clit

Tod: you ever gave cassue head before
Kyle:yup
Tim:Ewwww u eat the bean

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eat bread

To eat bread,

is to basically smoke pot/weed(a.k.a. marijuana)
This is an useful way to talk about doing drugs without adults finding out what you're talking about.

This is the most recent/commonly used term to replace the former and widely used term "smoke weed"

Girl:i want to eat bread tonight because it takes me to cloud nine
Boy:Okay, ill make sure to bring some tonight

Teacher walks by,overhears their conversation and thinks:Now I want a bagel

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Eating Glass

A metaphor for attempting something extremely difficult, with a steep learning curve, or requiring a lot of practice to perfect

Elon Musk compared being an entrepreneur to "eating glass"

"Man, winning the new boss fight is tough. It's like eating glass!"

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eating chinese

To perform oral sex on a woman. Its a small, but managable leap from the stereotype that chinese restaurants serve cat meat.

I don't mind eating chinese, especially when my girlfriend is willing to return the favor.

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eating the meatloaf

when someone licks a black girls ass

guy 1: so what did tom do with that hooker last nite?

guy 2: he was eating the meatloaf

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eat out

1. To go to a restaurant or fast food place and have a meal

2. To perform oral sex on a female

1. I invited my girlfriend to eat out at McDonald's for dinner.

2. Afterwards, she asked me to eat her out, so I did.

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