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Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.
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A mythical creature that symbolizes friendship and good times.
That was such an one eyed bull fly time, I miss those days.
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a cock, penis, dick, wut ever u would like
She swallowed the whole load from my one eyed custard chucker.
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its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.
i took that classy skank to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed knob wash
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...his one eyed tuna trawler stood erect...
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the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)
"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"
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A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.
Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.