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Trunk fit is when the tip, and only the tip of the penis is inserted into an anal passageway with painful resistance
My penis is sore from all dat trunk fit
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A place for white trash (and all other kinds of trash) to piss in the stalls on clothes because they are too lazy to make it all the way to the bathroom.
"Ma, I gots to piss"
"Fuck it, go piss in the Kohl's fitting room"
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The persona that emerges when a closet smoker is jonesing for a cigarette but must wait for a smoking opportunity. In the meanwhile, he is a total dick to everyone.
"Why did Dad spike those hedge clippers into the ground and nearly sever his foot?"
"He badly needs a smoke but won't admit it. He's being a total Nic Fit DICK!"
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Girl that gets dressed up for an Instagram picture that makes it look like she worked out but really didn't do anything.
Instagram fit girl No gains doesn't lift fake lifter
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When thin guy fits into a small space between two walls and gets told of by a fat guy for being stupid.
"Get out of there and stop being silly!"
"He's jealous because he can't fit in."
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Windows in a car that you have to open manually using a "window winder". Very rarely seen these days having being replaced by electric motors.
Man 1: Wow dude, your car is so old, it even has keep fit windows
Man 2: At least I'll never have to replace the motor when it burns out!
Man 1: Touché
The strongest, hottest, sexiest, masculine, most ripped man in the gym. Tobys fitness page is the biggest sivkkvnt and has the determination of the Lord Jesus Christ. Anyone who hates on Tobys fitness page will suffer the wraith of his huge boulder shoulders and his insane calves
"Wow, have you been hitting the gym recent, you look like Tobys fitness page"