A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack
Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts
An unpredictable & overly aggressive comment generally made by someone who appears to be on crack cocain.
Did you see that guy having a massive crack spat?
Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.
He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.
"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.
stupid or dumb. One that acts like a crack-headed little bitch.
Look at that crack-headed motherfucker!?! He's sucking that guys dick in the middle of the street!
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An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).
I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.
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A place one goes to crack their joints, so they do not gross out those around them.
Wow, Patty has been in the crack cave for such a long time, she must have a lot of joints to crack.
"Patty, stop cracking your hips in public"
"Soorry fools, To the crack cave!"
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Something said by somebody who pretends not to know. This cames from one of many shrewsburyisms.
Rob: Yeah i know I how it works, i dont need the extra training!
Jo: Yeah I know but crack on daft you get paid for the training.
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