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A day at work that requires you to drive home while listening to the song "Maggie's Farm" at a very high volume. Either the Bob Dylan or Rage Against the Machine version will work, the Rage version is more therapeutic but may result in road rage. This song does provide excellent stress relief after a "Maggie's Farm Day".
Wife: "Hey honey, how was your day?"
Husband: "I had a real Maggie's Farm Day at work. I listened to Maggie's Farm on the way home, cussed at a few drivers, and now I feel fine...let's go have a nice dinner."
Wife: "Sounds great!"
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a game made by giants software that will come out november 20th.
added john deere.
many more features.
pet dogs.
lets buy farming simulator 19.
Definition: Farming Simulator is a farming simulation video game series developed by Giants Software. The locations are based on American and European environments. Players are able to farm, breed livestock, grow crops and sell assets created from farming.
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When you allow ants to crawl down your urethra in search of pleasure
Guy 1: That bitch was so freaky last night
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She tried to give me an Egyptian ant farm
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AOF is maybe the highest respected boarding school in the nation. Students bang lots of chicks, win new england titles, and get into very solid schools. One only wishes they could attend such an institution. It's building are beautiful and perfect for hiding young women. What other school enjoys a rat problem? The Quad rat is the most sought after meal on the Avon boys diet of hamburgers and chicken sandwiches.
example 1:Hey Chip dont you wish you could be the coolest dude ever and go to Avon and not wear sweet white sweaters with D's on them?
example 2: "Wow, I wish I could have beaten Avon in hockey. I mean we were supposed to kill them. They were just to good and beat us 6-2. I guess they are just the best thing since sliced bread."- a salisbury hockey player.
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the most flippin ghetto ass park in the universe. we don't get paid shit to run around getting dumb ass guests their tossed salads and "turros." Please people, it's a "churro," they're not mexican, they're from god damn Texas.
Sally's Sipper in Knotts Berry Farm's Camp Snoopy
Guest: Hey bro, you got any free churros?
Employee: I'm sorry sir. I'm not authorized to give free merchandise, but if you would like you could purchase one for $3.83.
Guest: K bro, one churro please.
Employee: I'm sorry sir but the churros are still cooking. They'll be ready in about 15 minutes.
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A phrase used to find out how someone’s farm is or how many heifers they have.
Ah well boii, how’s the farm? Many heifers?
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That one tortoise who lost his dominance to Nicole from Miami Zoo.
“Are you the plugg of the farm?”
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