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Term used to describe stuff that is quite usual, or ordinary.
So what you up to this weekend?
Mehh general shiz.
He WAS a well-natured marathi boy, well at least that was until MARCH 18TH 2022. On this very solemn day, a hint of shit, smeared along the back wall, was spotted by our very own saranyan. An investigation into the smearer had commenced and the FBI had been involved. Little known to shyam(sunder) and rishi, the smearer was among us.
This conclusion was made no further than looking at his name. SAI SAMEER SATPUTE. ALSO KNOWN AS SAI ISMEARSHITONTHEWALLS SATPUTE. For the readers sake we will refer to this criminal as SHMEAR from now on. Shmears ancestry traces back to the shingle bingle tribe that travelled from Uranus by ship. This ship was commanded by COMMANDER SHMEAR (his father) and was powered by the flatulence of 264 LORD SHMEARS. Once General Shmear landed on the Earth he was dumbfounded by the lack of shit around him. He took it upon himself to spread the smear and hence, started shitting in the high school bathrooms. From the floor to the sink to the walls, he smeared every-fucking-where.
SARANYAN: eww what is that brown thing on the wall
SHYAM (sunder): that right there, buddy, is the infamous work of General Shmear
RISHI: NOT GENERAL SMEAR :O😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
The act of cumming in ones ear
last night I gave my girl a general frosting.
The term used to apply to those who have come of age recently who, instead of taking deliberate steps to fight real or misperceived injustice and protesting appropriately, cry into their devices about how the world that they live in and can certainly exert control over is not fair and that the other side is completely wrong.
Linda decided to get off of all social media, as the many voices of generation cry sickened her with their constant cries that all people who do not agree with them need to agree with them because they can only be solely right.
When pouring a drink (generally shots), and the consumer of the said drink doesn't want a full shot, but a little more than half, he or she would ask for generous halvises.
"Don't give me a full shot, just give me half!"
"Bitch, you're taking a generous halvsies shot!"
A General Marty is when you take two cigarettes (be it joints, pipes, cigars, smokes, weed, sheesha pipes - anything) between the fingers of your right hand and take a puff from BOTH at the SAME TIME.
I saw DJ Bux pull a double General Marty with a joint and a cigar in each hand! It was unbeatable!
The idea that each generation is more entitled than the last; e.g as a result of advancements in society
Society has become lazy due to Generational Entitlement