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goon nugget

someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"

person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget

by smartysmartie223 April 17, 2023


Goon Titting

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.

Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.

by Thrupple September 26, 2023


Goon Grizzle

ogre slanf for cum

yummy Goon Grizzle in my mouth

by penis rrrrrrr October 30, 2021


Goon toons

Pornographic animations. They're often watched on a PSP or 3DS, but can be viewed on many other devices.

Yo, man! Put on the goon toons, not that Cocomelon or Skibidi Toilet shit!

by b453dw0rdw1z4rd June 25, 2024


Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.

Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)

by Goon slap March 22, 2024


Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.

1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.

by MagicMahn January 9, 2022


blue la-goon

Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.

Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.

*drinks blue la-goon*

by Bunk3r August 10, 2018