someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"
person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget
The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.
Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.
Pornographic animations. They're often watched on a PSP or 3DS, but can be viewed on many other devices.
Yo, man! Put on the goon toons, not that Cocomelon or Skibidi Toilet shit!
When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.
Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)
To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.
Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.
2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.
Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.
Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.
*drinks blue la-goon*