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The one that got away

A reference to a person that could have been the true love of your life. A reference to a person you always wonder "What if...?"

"Dude! Who is that girl over there talking to your girlfriend? She is so hot!"
"The one that got away."

"Girl who's that handsome guy talking to your husband?"
"The one that got away."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

59πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Kitty got wet

Exclamation used to mock someone when that person either did something he/she shouldn't have done or screwed up in doing it, and things ended up in a bad or embarassing way for him/her, like a kitten that got wet.

Say kitty got wet when you beat someone at a game or at a challenge, implying they stood no chance.

A verbal expression of victory over someone, usually derisive.

Used by Nolan North (Nathan Drake) in Uncharted after beating up some bad guys who thought they had a chance.

"Haha you saw that, that guy really got owned!"
"Yeah kitty got wet!"

"You really thought you could beat me.. and instead.. KITTY GOT WET!"

by esaNC April 5, 2010

52πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Obama got Osama

A dove can be a hawk!
A peace loving man can be a warrior.

Can a Liberal Democrat be a strong military leader?
Of course, don't you remember, Obama got Osama.

by rubber turtle May 2, 2011

352πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


I got you

An expression that's short for:

1. I got your back.
2. I got you covered.
2. I got you protected.

After all of what you did for me. Don't worry, I got you.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 5, 2006

580πŸ‘ 140πŸ‘Ž


America's Got Talent

A piece-of-shit "talent" competition where people only vote for singers, dancers, and children who give sob-stories because they have a disease but have no skill at all.

Since the 3rd season, the ONLY successful acts have been those listed above. These assholes have killed a show with such a good concept and proves that America only likes generic, dry, boring singers/dancers that. for some reason, couldn't audition for "American Idol", "America's best Dance Crew" or "So You Think You Can Dance". Unique, fresh, exciting acts don't stand a chance.

Also, two of the three judges are currently English. Nice "American" show you got there

Bob: Did Harmonica Pierre get through on America's Got Talent?

John: No, instead, a kid that sounds like Kermit the Frog made it because he said he had Autism. Two guys that sing and another that dances also made it.

Bob: (Sarcasm) Wow, I've never seen those before. This is such a "unique" and "versatile" competition. (/sarcasm) Man, the show has gone down the drain since the Terry Fator won....

by Fuck AGT August 19, 2010

84πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


America's Got Talent

A "reality-based" gameshow where Americans, desperate to live their so-called "dreams" by winning a million dollars and becoming professional entertainers, perform in numerous rounds of competition in which they are judged by two non-Americans and a comedian with no discernable real talent. Contestants are kept on or rejected by popular vote regardless of merit or the judging panel's opinions.

Host: "Welcome to America's Got Talent! Piers, you didn't like this act... but America has voted.. and... WE'LL SEE YOU IN LAS VEGAS!!!"

by Humwriter September 6, 2011

28πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Got my socks on

Alternative for no homo. If you don’t have your socks on... your gay. Can also be used as a question.

β€œNot gonna lie bro you look good.”
(Looks over)

β€œYou got your socks on?”
β€œYea don’t worry I got my socks on.”

by BigVic4151 March 16, 2019

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž