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hoofin grannies

1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.

2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol

Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.

Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!

by daltana April 8, 2018


fat stinking granny basher

It's were someone is just a disgusting mess and should shut the fuck up

Shut it ya fat stinking granny basher

by Youlookinatmybird June 4, 2017


grabby granny

An older female, usually recently divorced or widowed, who has re-ignited a social life. Grabby grannys tend to think that once they have found their social life again they instantly revert back to the body of their teenage years, and thus dress like they're teenagers. They are overly touchy-feely toward men usually half their age. An ugly cougar.

"Coopers mum is such a grabby granny"

"That bar is full of grabby grannys"

"Im not even drunk and id root that grabby granny"

by milphunter March 10, 2015


Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.

FUCK I just died to granny pillar bro...

by Skrrtt August 13, 2024


Granny Lip It

When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.

On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.

by Marcamango September 27, 2020


granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits

"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"

by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022


Granny roller

A chronic Dejease typically found in Derek’s. When rolling moms isn’t enough, a granny roller will make the move to then next generation

Guys, if you see Derek at the party don’t mention anything about my relatives, I heard he’s a granny roller.

by DEJ capacitor October 18, 2021