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if there's grass on the pitch you can play

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

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pretty pretty snake in the grass

Usually a gorg. jared leto look a like. Usually seen slithering off to text message. Always jeepin and creepin (tlc reference). Very pretty but very sneaky. His beautiful head of hair could be lurking in the grass at any moment, ladies watch out.

That kid was cute but I could totally tell he was just a pretty pretty snake in the grass.

by abbys February 1, 2007

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national green grass day

a fake stupid day that mr hinson aka BIG boi makes up it is really gay and only logan celebrates it some grass isnt even green YEAH its racist green!? why not black oh think about that next time you do wednsday words of wisdom

its not national green grass day you faggot

by Cooper is wierd April 17, 2019

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four headed grass accident

Something spectacularly silly and sublimely expressive of the comical futility of human existence. Like a four headed baby conceived between a couple who couldn't even recognise one another because the grass was too tall (or they had smoked too much of it). An utter disaster.

Little Downs-Syndrome Pepita here is Marcia's little four headed grass accident.

His thirtieth birthday party was a four headed grass accident.

by Fearman February 14, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


green sass frass grass

A horrible, terrible, awful word that should never be uttered in front of adults. Known to cause severe anxiety and bus accidents. Use with caution.

After uttering "green sass frass grass" to all of his elders, the boy was kicked out of all his associations and hit by a bus.

by Kubiak November 25, 2003

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strip of grass between street and sidewalk

The tree lane. This is what everyone called it when I was growing up in Western Indiana.

The kid's ball rolled across the strip of grass between street and sidewalk and

into the gutter.

by mister krinkly November 6, 2013


do i need to touch grass

yes, yes you do

Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do

by vem รคr du May 25, 2022

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