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A Crumpet Loving Poofter who enjoys eating sweetcorn from other peoples Shit as well as there arseholes. They also tend to have whiny voices.
Oh Boss please let me be your hairy riddler and eat your shitty sweetcorn on my crumpets.
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When you’re hemorrhoids are inflamed and dangling and get twisted with your butt hairs.
My ass is killing me because of my hairy cherry
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A Fifer with an massive penis.
I went into the Goth and who did I see? Hairy Stu
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A Hairy London is when a male cums on a females upper lip and then plucks his pubic hair and places it on her upper lip.
When I get home I'm going to give my girlfriend a Hairy London to get her back for that golden shower!
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a fat male who is covered by coarse prickly hair and toe jam and grunts while fondling girls boobs.
That hairy pig (carnival worker)grabbed my boob when I got on the ride and grunted at me!
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Slang Meaning for cash/money/dollar etc etc
Im just nipping to the bank for some Hairy Gash
I need to get some Hairy out
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Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.
"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."
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