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poon hammerer

the one who hammers(has rough sex with) the poon (vagina).

She calls me the Poon Hammerer cuz i makes her poonanny sore.

by El Guapo...savage January 11, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


banana hammer

When a dude carries around a hammer in his pocket to give the impression that he has a perpetual erection.

When Jason pulled out his banana hammer, all Zee could say was "Wowwwww".

by Mike Payne March 5, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arm & Hammer

When you put your penis in a girl's (preferably shaved) armpit and proceed to fuck it.

Miles: Would you have sex with an HIV infected girl or would you have a guy fuck your ass?

Me: Any kind of sex? Cause I'd Arm & Hammer the shit outta her.

by rolfmcphearson May 22, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock Hammered

Waking up in a state of looking or feeling rough. Used similarly to "hit by a bus" except the unpleasant state is compared to your face being used as an anvil while John Henry forges steel on it with his mammoth cock. Can also be used to describe a blow to the face of extreme force.

1) "Shit man, I don't remember anything from last night. I feel like I got COCK HAMMERED!"

2) "Whoa, Lawrence you look like you got COCK HAMMERED!"

3) "I just COCK HAMMERED Adam with a brick!"

by B Sparkle October 23, 2011

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MC Hammer

You can't touch him

You can't touch MC Hammer.

by Kindagawky2 January 12, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


hammer head

Hammer head is someone who uses heroin and shoots up a lot, or likes to chase the dragon.

person 1: hey wanna buy some smack?
person 2: nah mate i'm not a hammer head

by calais kid November 16, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hammer Tits

Very very very very large breasts, that you could fit an enitre hammer inside.
HT for short

Tyler: Man did you see those Hammer Tits!
JD: Yea you could probable fit two hammers in those babys!!

by JD+TR=HT December 15, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž