you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..

Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!

I'm have a pussy

A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.

Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!

Jake: No you didn't.

does it have a name

When someone is giving attitude for no reason or seems mad

“Does it have a name?” Is referring that something is up their ass

Have a Pecan Day

Have a Pecan Day is an esoteric way of telling someone to Go "F" themselves. This comment is derived from the "Have a Magical Day" which Disney employees use to tell visitors to screw themselves without actually saying so.

Well fine then, have a Pecan Day!

i have the drip

I have the drip, and you don't. I will flex my awesome drip everywhere in the city so that all of the bitches can love me.

Guy 1: May I buy some drip please?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: i have the drip!!!!!!!!

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die!

Hey Justin Bieber! I have Covid!

have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.