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A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.
I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard
A blow job given while a condom is on the penis
"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"
Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.
Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...
Similar to a blumpkin, a term for when you receive a blowjob whilst taking an abnormally sized dump, due to your high fiber rice diet.
George wanted me to stop tending the rabbits, so he gave me a Brompton Helmet.
A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.
I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again
Helmet Gang is when you are circumcised and actually cool. No dick cheese.
Helmet Gang for life
Fuck off if you’re not in the helmet gang
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