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Rustburg highschool

A trashy school with trashy teachers where all the kids drive shitboxes and think their hard

Hey guys lets go to Rustburg highschool shitiest school around

by Boffa September 13, 2021


St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.

Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.

by jawnster January 24, 2024


Clinton Highschool AR

A shitty redneck school full of rednecks that butt fuck goats. Then we have the feins of the school nic feins they ask for 2 more hits and make those hits blinkers. Then you have the fake ppl who think they gansta. Then the most hypocritical vice principle. They also care more about vaping then the students education.

Clinton HIghschool AR is the most shittest school besides Shirley AR

by Joe byrin March 23, 2022


Everett Ma Highschool

A place where Racism, Transphobia, and SA. People here have charred broccoli for their lungs due to the many vaping kids hiding from the deans and hall monitors. Everyone here fucking sucks and basically are either gifted or in 10 years will end up pregnant with a dead-end job with a deciding hairline by the time their 30s. Every group has that one racist white dude in their friend group. Not everyone is awful there are some good kids. People here have personal fashion that is interesting in their own right.

Also one of our Deans is a pervert.

"The Difference between Everett Ma Highschool and Hell is that Hell punishes people who commit crimes while Everret Ma Highschool do not."

by Clowncarfitfor2 December 11, 2022


Villa Rica Highschool

It's alright I guess even though everybody and their mama vapes in the bathroom like please get out I'm trying to pee. It's highkey boring and THE BATHROOMS ARE SO DISGUSTINGGGG!!! The teachers are fine but I learned nothing in my Spanish 1 class and still got a 100% so that's very telling. The classroom layout is INCREDIBLY confusing and I still don't know where the 200 hall is. Overall I'd give it a 6/10.

Dang, Villa Rica Highschool lowkey sucks.

by Flamming Hot Sunflower Seeds June 8, 2023


waverly highschool

waverly highschool is a stupid ass school with a bunch of preppy people and country hicks. this school is a bunch of drama. waverly highschool kids thinks it’s cool to smoke and get high in the bathroom.

waverly highschool is damn near awful

by kayla mcgravy November 7, 2021


warman highschool

Warman high school is filled with Ugly fuglys and a lot of hot dylans

These Warman high schoolers are very thic

Warman highschool sucks

by Meth_Obama March 27, 2018