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Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.
"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"
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When you take a dump at church.
wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"
husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"
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T4M4RI / ADAMMURR4Y says HOLY SHITO when they are super surprised.
“HOLY SHITO… I’M SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW!!”
When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.
Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*
*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”
A group of three people, who vibe and just meme their way through life, they all have individual personalities but all relate on a new level. They can all be very emotional but always support eachover through hard times, you’d be lucky to find a group of holy whores but when you do they are the best thing.
Oh wow your apart of a holy Whore group
Holy whores are the dreamsome threesome
A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.
Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.
Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!
Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!
Example 2:
Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!
My mom: What?
Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.