two-horned unicorn

During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.

She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.

corn my horn

Slang for gay sex

Jared overy there wants to corn my horn

long horn

refer to "long horn"

new os by microsoft

Texas Long Horn

The Texas Long Horn is like the shocker but fold down your ring finger and middle finger, slip your pinky into thier brown eye and you know what to do with the other finger

But since your not just holding down your ring finger you can hold both the fingers extremly far down so that the folded part of ur ring finger doesn't stop at the gooch,With the shocker ur range is limited but with the Texas Long Horn you get insertion down to the knuckles

I texas long horned this girl and i got full insertion!

long horn

the new operating system from microsoft that is in development, it is supposed to be the holy grail of operating systems, its 64 bit coded and mixed with a powerfull video card. this OS can do some damage.

in stores 2005

Pot Noodle Horn

An odd gimick that seems to make no sense at all. Used in televised adverts and only suceeds in confusing the audience. The creation of Pot Noodle.

Pot Noodle failed when they invented the 'Pot Noodle Horn'.

horn-monal

Being horny because of hormones. This could be puberty, the menstrual cycle, pregnancy, etc.

Ever since my wife got pregnant, she's been horn-monal non-stop!