im dead 💀💀

I'm not actually dead its just a phrase the humans say to express great laughter, followed by the skull emoji

Idk: im dead 💀💀
(Why did i make this?)

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im a fucked up puppy

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

im a fucked up puppy

meow meow im a cow

Something you can accomplish if you try hard enough to believe in the holy cow

Bob: Meow Meow Im a Cow
Holy Cow: Yes you are

HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

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hi hungry im dad

your dads best joke

son: dad im hungry.
dad: Hi hungry im Dad

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im so freaking pissed

One of the best White Chicks phrases: 'Im so, freakin, pissed'... Then they go on about how bad their day was.

'Im so freaking pissed...first, I go to doctor layman to get my nose done, I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, and he makes me look like freakin' SHREK!' *weeps*

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HOLY SHIT IM BORED

when you are fuckin bored as shit but u have wifi and u dont have anything else to do during quarantine

Me: Holy shit im bored
Friend: SAME