Horde Mode

A mode in the big hit game, Gears Of War 2, and quite possibly the best idea anyone has come up with in the realm of infuriating time wasters that you play with (up to) four other people online, simply to successfully clear waves 1 through 50 to get an X-Box 360 achievement for 30 measly Gamer Points, just to have your best friend call you up asking if you want to do it all over again.

"Horde Mode. 50 good reasons to stop playing Gears of War 2."

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Primate Mode

To engage in a type of laziness where only the most basic needs for survival are met, typically food, sleep, and sex. In humans, this behavior is most commonly observed on weekends, days off, and vacations. Named after the animalistic behavior exhibited by apes, monkeys, chimps, gorillas, orangutans, and wookiiees.

Dude 1: I just finished my last midterm and I have nothing to do for a week!

Dude 2: What are you gonna do with your vacation?

Dude 1: Order a pizza, invite a girl over, and go into Primate Mode for a few days.

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Crush Mode

(Feelings) an short-lived, distinct pattern that varies the oscillation from time to time.
(Action) the act of smashing anyone who that is ready to have sex

(Ex. Feelings.) She likes me so I'm on crush mode, she is the only one I'm thinking about
(Ex. Action) Forget that dog, she can cheat if she wants thats between her and her man, I'm on crush mode, I'm goosing that tonight

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pod mode

This is when a cat tucks its legs under its body so that it is laying on them. It gives the appearance of just a ball of fur with a head on it.

Do not disturb the cat, he is in pod mode.

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Juke mode

1. adj. Describing something as being cool, tight

That dudes car is juke mode

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Goblin mode

A state of intense drunkenness leading too high levels of debauchery and questionable decisions.

Tanner goes goblin mode when he gets too drunk and you can’t decide if he’s coming back to blueberry tonight

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Panda Mode

To eat sleep and occasionally take a shit.

Panda mode is when one is extremely tired or wiped out from a semester at college.

1. it's time to enter panda mode

2. gosh, first semester was killer, time to enter panda mode

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