Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day

A cheating asshole.

"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."

I can't decide

The button u might press when u vote for:
president
flavor of donuts
if this should be a definition

I can't decide if i want chocholate-covered pickles or marshmallow pizza

Can't See Me

Can't see me was a theory explored by Albert Einsten on why John Cena can't be seen by the naked eye. Within the first week of investigations Einstein had a blood vessel burst near his heart, leading to his death.

You Can't See Me!

can't with

Meaning you can't deal with somebody or something.

I can't with this computer!

can't gonna do that

A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.

Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

I can't find it

Something you say to your mum when you can't find something, moments before she instantly out of nowhere finds it.

Timmy: Mum? I can't find it.
Mum: *does magic shit, before summoning it out of thin air.* SEE I FOUND IT UR DUM-ASS EYES