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After a night of drunken sex you forget to remove the condom and urinate all over a girls bathroom and piss off her roommate.
Andy pulled a morning beller at that fat chicks house last night.
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The best time to hit the booty before the day starts!
Reach over, grab by the hips and pull it home. Here is the 0430 in the morning wake up call!
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Morning glory
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
Billy: Oh no!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!
Billy: Not morning glory!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.
Billy: I suck!
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in a state of drunkiness or being "high" on illegal drugs.
After taking that glass of Easy Jesus ,he seems to be in a morning devotion.
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When a girl wakes up after a night of being out, and her hair looks kind of like it did when she left the house, but slightly greasy.
So I woke up in my friend's dorm room and I was gonna go out for breakfast, but I had morning hair so I decided not to.
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penis erection that occurs after a male wakes up
Most males usually have a morning wood. People like Wesley Chou and other perverts out there always enjoy the burning sensation of a morning wood.
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an asian store that sells all those annoying japenese and korean characters on every single fucking item that you could ever think of.
*with asian accent* yo mannnn let's go play DDR at Morning Glory!!!!!!!!!
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