alaskan sky-diving

the act of jumping off an elavated location and penetrating a females anus.

i got quaded by some sky divers last night, at the doctors now with the doctor........he dives from 40000ft up feeelllllllsssssss so goood. rips just a bit but some neosporin from time to time heals my cunt right up.

Alaskan sky-diving

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Castle in the sky

When semen gets into one's nasal cavity, resulting in a stinging sensation akin to inhaling wasabi.

She sucked so hard as I was finishing that she got a castle in the sky.

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Hermes Sky Pirate

A person who is not afraid of social embarrassment do to a mixture of confidence and stupidity.

John: "Man, Howard is such a Hermes Sky Pirate, is he not?"

Dave: "What did he do?"

John: "He has enough balls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples."

Dave: "What a Hermes Sky Pirate."

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What color is the sky

Black

What color is the sky- The sky is black

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sky full of lighters

All Bruno Mars (and Eminem & Royce da 5'9") wants to see.

This one's for you and me
Livin' out our dreams
We're all right where we should be
With my arms out wide
I open my eyes
And now all I wanna see
Is a sky full of lighters

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apple-pie-in-the-sky

A term used to describe oneself when one is far too high.

When Jamie fell off her chair and started licking the carpet, it became apparent that she was rather apple-pie-in-the-sky.

"Dude, I was soooo apple-pie-in-the-sky last night! All I wanted to do was eat pineapple and touch peoples' arm hair."

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Under the night sky

When you gaze into the nightsky in thee early hours of the morning with that someone dear to your heart and see several shooting stars and sheet lightning in the distance, and a funny feeling comes over you. You feel butterflies inside, like a sign from God.

When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs under the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years.

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