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Its that beautiful moment between meeting the women of your dreams and seeing her stretchmarks.
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Love is infact nothing more than a chemical reaction in the human mind to insure we care for each other and create dependence between us, in the subliminal aim of advancing ourselves and the humans around us, and therefore continuing the human race.
Love is nothing more than chemical reactions, but that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be enjoyed.
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when you really love someone, you have a back-and-forth, give-and-take connection and you can laugh together and talk about troubles and think aloud. You like hanging out in public or in private. You look forward to seeing each other and miss each other when apart. When together you don't feel self-consious or pressured but secure, calm and at peace. Your bond is real, not one-way, obsessive, or all in your head. It is a feeling that cannot be described in words and is so strong you can barely stand it. You think about them first thing when you wake up and last thing before you go to bed. The only thing you want to do is be together and it's the greatest feeling in the world.
i love you
love sucks
... you all know examples
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LOVE - A complete load of emotional crap that women use to try and control men.
Practiced by teenage girls, when the art has been perfected it will be used against a man who has a well paying job and many assets.
She will then spew forth her demonic offspring to continue the cycle and maybe a male child as well.
She will then wait the appropriate amount of time, divorce and take 50% or more of the man's hard earned belongings which she did nothing for, ruining his life and not caring at all.
Once she has spent all the money, in some countries she, by law can come back for another portion even if the man's assets now were made by him AFTER divorce.
If you find yourself under the effects of this Satanic curse, please see your nearest Priest and have the curse removed ASAP.
Teenage Girl: MWAHAHA Now I shall use this new evil art which I name love, to destroy men and become rich without getting off my lying, fat, lazy ass!
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Love is that undescribeale feeling of bliss where you glow just to chat to the person your in love with. It can be a feeling of sadness when they don't talk or leave you even for a moment. Love can mess with your mind and judgement but the consequences don't matter cos an undescribeable feeling of happiness is greater than ...chocolate cake to a fat kid.
"I love you" are the purest words you will ever receive if the person you love says it to you and means it :)
"ahhhhh"
"what?"
"IM IN LOVE!!"
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Something that triggers butterflies to fly around in your tummy, it can also make your speech temporally impaired.
If someone says that they love you,
DO NOT:
Laugh.
Puke.
Do it.
say no.
Greg: I love you.
Mira: -giggles-
Greg: I AM BARING MY SOUL HERE!
Mira: You got a bugger in your nose.
Mira: I love you.
Greg: No.
Mira: -SLAP!-
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Something you feel for someone or something you would risk your life for. You can only say it because you mean it or you'll never feel the experience of love.
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