When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects
Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.
Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.
Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.
The surf and turf was deicious.
When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.
Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.
Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.
A populist-esque phenomenon. When someone adopts position after position because the position’s in-group popularity or astroturfed popularity.
This is most often done to increase (social) media engagement rather than being a sincerely held belief or only becomes a sincerely held belief as a result of its popularity and not its rationale or substance.
Surfing from narrative wave to narrative wave of popular opinion among one’s in group.
why are conservatives now supporting abortion and gay rights?
They’re narrative surfing dude.
To riding a One Wheel on a grassy or dirt surface, (trail, field, ect) while carving (zigzagging) in a very similar motion as noted in surfing, snowboarding, or skateboarding.
I found this sick trail on the All Trails app, Im heard out there know to Dirt Surf.
Using an electronic device to search the web or connect with others.
“I didn’t notice the sound of my Uber eats driver outside because I was busy screen surfing.”