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When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.
Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?
John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.
Bob: Wow, that's harsh
Music to make your bones jitter and your hips shake. Music to make your feet move and your head sway. Music to make your beard and mind grow. A jam band manages to deliver a sense of freedom to the crowd. Jam bands free lance and improv. all while staying with each other and feeding off each others experimental energy. In a jam bands set, you'll find peices of the core song they started with, blended for your delight with a variety of instrumental solo's and always amazing percussion. jam Bands can be appreciated not only by people on drugs, but also by people who just dig music and the phases it grows through. (trust me though it's better when your high as cheese) Bands include Phish, Grateful Dead, String Cheese Incident Widespread Panic, The Allman Brothers Band,Moe, The Big Wu and other music that hints towards these areas of music.
Hey you, why do you like Jam Bands, it just sounds like noise? wheres the catchy chorus?
Hey, simple human, because in a world where most peoples spirits are being tugged from them and hidden behind bills and death, it's nice to get sucked into a spiral of warmth and energy that can make me foget i'm human for a while. Just relax and smoke this. Oh, and the catcy chorus is coming after Jerry rips it for another 10 minutes. (past tense - sorry brother, thanks for the tunes)
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An insult.
A 'jam rag' defined would be a piece of cloth used to absorb blood from the menstrul cycle.
Ergo, the person the insult is fired at is the rag.
You fucking jam rag!
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After having sex with your girl, you wake up in the middle of the night grab a water bottle and twist the bottle so the pressure can build up, aim it toward the vagina and unscrew the cap quicky.
Mike: So how was last night?
John: Ha it was great i fucked the bitch waited her to sleep peacefully then bottle jammed her TWICE!!!!!
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A very popular drink mixing Red Bull and Vodka
I am going to have a bunch of Traffic Jams Friday night
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To exert unnecessary effort, causing undo stress or possible nerve damage to the hand in order to perform a task manually, instead of using readily available sources of technology or mental telepathy.
Anything that is written on paper which causes undo exertion of wrist and hand muscles by using a pen or pencil, as opposed to being typed into an electronic form or dictated to an assistant to then be typed into an electronic form.
Tony was unable to call Larry, because he could not read the phone number that Larry hand jammed on a piece of paper.
Tracey sprained her wrist from hand jamming addresses on Christmas cards instead of printing out labels.
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The act of gently massaging or furiosly rubbing the female clitoris. Usually used as a precursor to finger treats. Can be performed as a single act or with 1 or more partners also known as a jimmy jam jam but in such situation must be immediately followed by the finger treat for full effect. It is good practice to give the jimmy jam just before surprise sex
Paul couldn't get it up so he jimmy jam.
Ting enjoys the jimmy jam more the cock so she jimmy jams it every day.
Dan gave her the jimmy jam and then oops pound surprised her.
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