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The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
When you have sexual intercourse with two women of Japanese decent, while having anal sex with one, and the other juggles your balls, the women switch positions multiple times
During my trip to Japan, I participated in a Japanese butt circus, please don’t tell my wife.
Japanese Rain Goggles was introduced by Two and A Half Men director indeed but don't you just get what it means? It means you can either do a Golden Rain or a Sperm Sprinkle without actually closing your eyes. The problem of people to understand and this server posting it is people are too afraid to admit what it actually means or play with a thought at all. Japanese were always very playful and sexually twisted. That is why Chuck Lorre used this "made up" combination !
Do it , go ahead, I am wearing Japanese Rain Goggles.
Contact lenses worn specifically for the purpose of avoiding eye irritation when performing bukkake scenes.
As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.
"Oh Bruce, remember to pack some Japanese Rain goggles for the Hot Rods bukkake shoot tomorrow, 'cause we'll need you bright-eyed for your Army of Ass scene straight after".
The act of the Japanese pig is where you take the head of your cock and chop it of and ship it to China some do it for pleasure
John: I heard dave did the Japanese pig
James: he didn't ship it to Japan did he
A sex act, where a female handstands against a wall, buttocks facing away from said wall. The partner of the handstanding female proceeds to initiate oral on the handstanding female, making the fluids drip down the wall giving it a gelatin appearance.
Dude stacy had me do the japanese jelly wall on her. Kinda gross, but sexy.
When you are in the middle of sex , get up, run and dive into your partners vagina or anal cavity.
Baby I don’t think you’re ready for this big ol japanese torpedo.