bald.
Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.
Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls
Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
Dude I have Jared's Ears
Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them
Thanks
Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.
Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.
Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears
Someone who is a good friend and loyal
(Guy 1) Mans is a G, he always here for me
(Guy 2) he a jared daniels
A man or young boy with an exceptionally small penis, and too afraid to commit to sexual relationships because of the embarrassment.
My new boyfriend is such a Jared petrilli, he cant even stick it in my vajay jay
A dumbass that fucks everything up. Lovable but dumber than rocks. Liar. Rapist. Broke.
I’m so glad I’m not Jared white