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Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!
Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.
“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
“Understandable”
A character that is orange weird and wacky
that guy is such a jared character
The greatest basketball player ever and the best TikTok dancer.
"Yo man did you hear that Jared McCain put up a quadruple double yesterday?" "Wow I always knew he was the goat."
2👍 3👎
Just a naai really, what else can I say?
Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS!!!
Having a boner for short period of time
Steve:" when I saw Janet earlier I was Poppin a Jared "
Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"