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red~kiss
blue~sex in the water
green~head
yellow~head
orange~hug/kiss
pink~like
black~sex
white~body rub
clear~fuck with sperm
that are my meaning for jelly's
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An ambiguous phrase that can be used to give praise or ruin someone's day.
It has been used by stars such as Jimmy Saville, Bruce Foresythe and Vernon Kay
"well done my little Jelly Jew"
or
"Oi you little shit, piss of home you Jelly Jew"
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Opposite of "buttery" which means smooth and easy and all around good. jelly is used to describe a shitty situation or a dumb thing someone did.
Also can be used to describe a party foul situation
"FUCK DUDE U SPILLED MY DRANK, SOOO JELLY."
"-hey u think this girl is hot? -EW no she's so jelly"
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Thin colored plastic bracelets that are worn on the wrist by mostly teenage peoples. They have no meaning whatsoever and some people are stupid enough that they do have meaning of the sexual kind. I mean, jeez. I'm wearing a pink one and a blue one right now, and I'm not trying to get fucked. Its hard to believe anyone can be that desperate.
guy#1-dude, you're wearing pink and blue Jelly bracelets, you know what that means right?
Me- Yeah, it means that I won them in archery, and star throwing at the FUCKING RENAISSANCE FAIR!!! And if you seriously get any dumber by giving these little plastic rings a sexual meanings, I might have to go back to the fair, and win more of them, using your head as a FUCKING TARGET
PS~that example is a true story
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1. A combination of the words Jelly and Twat. 2 Literally some Jelly on a twat. 3. A highly gelatinous Twat. 4. A highly gelationous person who you would degregate by referring to them as a twat.
The word comes from a Dane Cook about a couple he overheard in a grocery store arguing about Jelly. In the story the man calls the woman a Twat. Comedy Gold!
"What are you looking at you filthy Jelly Twat" or more importantly "Oh yeah, get the Jelly you fucking Jelly Twat"
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Located on the belly of an obese human, usually lays upon another "jelly roll" to create a crevice and very unattractive look.
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